(hip hop music) (reading) – He sound like he hard. You know what I’m sayin’? Hopefully whoever this is is actually livin’ this and not faking. He’s gang bangin’ affiliated. I am too. Federal investigated, nah, never me, you know what I’m sayin’? (laughs) So he’s deep in this (beep). I give him a four. (reading) (laughs) (reading) Damn! Where are all these gangster rappers coming from, dog? You know what I’m saying? (laughs) Everybody gangster! Whoever this is don’t cop pleas, you know what I’m sayin’? But I like the line, “get my (beep) sucked whenever I please” so I’m a give that a five, whoever the (beep) that was. (laughs) (reading) “These men just reach out”. And they, oh, this is a chick! This better be a chick! (laughs) (reading) “And they tell me that they women is down”, nah this not a chick unless she goes both ways.
(reading) “With a gin and a smile”? I don’t like that. I give that a one, sorry and (beep). Maybe to a beat it might sound better, I don’t (beep) know. (reading) Ah man! (laughs) “First sold cold soda” That’s me, dog! (laughs) Ahhh! Suwoooop! (reading) Ah, my God, that’s some hard-ass (beep), I give that a 10, you know what I’m sayin’? “Blow doja, iron like Iron Mike!” Yes, that’s Tech N9ne all day that (beep) hard, dog! (reading) “Isos”, I don’t know how to, oh, “isosceles”.
It’s “isosceles”, there you go, “isosceles”. (reading) This sound like this mother (beep)’s a philosopher for real! You know what I’m sayin’? I ain’t even know, “isosceles” you know what I’m sayin? I gotta look that (beep) up. I don’t know who that is, but I’m a have to give that a five because they really put some thought into these lyrics. It’s very important to use what you learn and put it into your rhymes, I do that as well, you know what I’m sizzlin’? And (beep) just taught me something! You said geometry. I didn’t take geometry in school.
(reading) Damn! This a cold (beep) right here, boy! “She wanna (beep) but keep her clothes on”! So she wanna dry-(beep). Okay. I give this a three, I don’t know who the (beep) it is. (reading) It seems like all the (beep) before “baby what’s happenin'” was good but then it just went to another subject. (laughs) So I give it a three. (reading) (beep) Ooh! (reading) Ooh! Yeah that felt like a gang bangin’ ass (beep) from the east or west. I don’t know who that is, but (reading) “And while these other rappers pen and pad it”. That’s just, that sound like a O.G.! You know what I’m sayin’? A (beep) that don’t really rap but he a gangster but he don’t really rap but he’s lettin’ you know, okay, I’m a drop some bars on you but it’s gonna be gangster as (beep) because while you (beep) writin’, I was shootin’ mother (beep)s.
(laughs) Whoever that is was hard! I’m a give it a five. I like gangsta (beep)! (reading) Woo! (reading) (beep) He’s dope. Whoever this is. He done been through some (beep). (reading) “Play your cards right” he’s teachin’ at the same time. “or be scratchin’ off them calendars”. You know what I’m sayin’, you’ll be (beep) locked the (beep) up. You know what I’m sayin’? I give him a five, whoever that is, that’s dope.
(reading) Ooh, that’s hard off the top! (reading) That sound like (beep) Kanye or somebody. (reading) Wow! (reading) That sound like some Kanye (beep) right there, I don’t know who that is. That (beep) tight though. That sound like somebody that’s fed up with superficial bull(beep). I give that a five, you know what I’m sayin’? Because I’m a fan of rap. Yo this be the one them call Tech N9ne and I just rated these bars, baby! .